For those of you who don't know (and live under a rock) we got a new dog in August. He was a birthday gift for Karen and was the cutest little puppy in the world. I used to take him with me to the drive-
thru just so all the girls at
Whataburger would ooh and
ahh over him. He is a
puggle, which is the leading breed in a new fad of designer dog breeds. He is a mix between a female beagle ( who was only 12 pounds) with a black male pug (who was 14 pounds). He was 3 pounds when we picked him up and we were assured he would be no more than 15 pounds. He's 20 pounds now and wait, it gets better.
Let's just say, it's been an interesting couple of weeks. We took him to Kansas with us for Christmas. We were really proud of how well he acted. He has a tendency to act out a little bit at home, but only if he's been couped up in our laundry room all day while we are at work. We hated keeping him in there, but we just didn't trust him yet to roam the house all day. While we were in Kansas, we caught a glimpse of how it might be if left him that way because he jumped over the gate my mom uses to keep her dog Jake in the kitchen while she is at work. He did pretty good. He just laid on the couch and waited until we got home. Didn't pee on the carpet, didn't chew up the couch... nothing. We thought it was a positive sign. Maybe it was time?
So we got home after our trip, and I had the following week off from work, I left him alone in the house twice that week for a couple of hours at a time. He did great. He seemed not as anxious when I got home as he usually did when he stayed in the laundry room and he didn't tear anything up either. Monday came and he was ready for his big day. The first day when Karen and I were at work all day.
Week One: Christmas Poop to Maple Hardwood Floors
Monday: New Favorite Desert
So Charley, having done so well, so far, it was time for the real test. I left the house after Karen so I made sure to remove every temptation from his reach. The pillows were removed from the couch, nothing but Charley's toys were left in the floor and I walked him before I left to make sure he was "empty" before I left. All systems were a "go", or so I thought. I had forgotten that he could do this...
I had also forgotten that we had a candy dish with a holiday favorite in it, Hershey's Kisses. We came home to find an empty candy dish, gold, silver, red and green foil candy wrappers all over the ground and a dog who was running circles around the couch. For those of you who are worried that Charley died or at the very least got sick, not to worry, for a 20 pound dog, it would take 95 or so Kisses to be lethal and he only had about 15. He was, how ever bouncing off the walls until about 3am!
I took the blame for that one, so I thought, if we make sure to remove everything from the counter, he should be
ok. I was wrong.
Tuesday- Wednesday: Christmas Poop
He did
ok in the house these couple of days, other than the occasional shredded toy, the footprints on the counter, the nose prints and the window and what I coined "Christmas Poop". Every time Charley had a movement for a couple of days after the chocolate incident, it was chocolate mixed with gold, silver, red and green! If it hadn't been feces, it may have even qualified as beautiful! At the very least, Christmas-y.
Thursday: The Berber of Seville
We thought that maybe by now, we had cleared all the obstacles to success and we could see the light at the end of the tunnel. Alas, no. We hadn't seen anything yet. Karen beat me home on Thursday night and I got an angry phone call. From her tone, thoughts went through my head about what could have been wrong. She was so mad she could spit nails. All I heard was the faint sound of barking, muffled as if it was coming from outside. "He's outside, and he's not coming back in", she shouted into the receiver. I knew he must have done something really bad for Karen to kick our dog out of the house on the coldest night in Houston in 25 years! He had pulled a snag in our
berber carpet and pulled. He pulled and pulled until there was a strip of carpet missing about 3 inches wide and a full yard long. Not only was it not repairable, it was in a place that not even a rug would be able to cover it. With the baby coming, we really didn't need to replace the flooring right now, but there is no way Karen could live with this. It was really bad.
Friday: Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
Charley finished the job. Now there are two more places in the carpet that match the first. Now we absolutely have to replace the carpet. I had wanted hardwood flooring since we moved in to the house, but not right now. But now it would have to be. Karen said Charley and I were in cahoots. That I somehow coerced the dog to tear up the carpet so I could put in new flooring!
Today (Saturday): Hardwood for Hard Times
I won't bore you with the details of our day shopping for hardwood flooring, but tonight, we picked some out and bought it. So, in a few weeks, we expect to raise our resale value (or at least that is the silver lining I sold to Karen!) By the way, Charley is still alive and we are still keeping him... for now :) How can you not love this face?
This is a picture of the puppy we fell in love with and the carpet he destroyed, in better days!
It also wouldn't be an issue if we didn't have the absurd 14th Amendment which gives corporations the legal rights of citizens. It's incredibly stupid and incredibly harmful. The premise of the current decision is that corporations = people (essentially double voting with massive additional resources since the executives in these companies are doubtless donating everything they can personally, and can now spend corporate coffers as well) and spending = speech. You could jump over the moon with that leap of faith.
Corporations 1. did not have free speech for the first two centuries after this country was founded and 2. used to have a corporate charter which made them work in quantifiable ways first to improve their industries and only second to generate money, rather than simply being legally beholden to generate maximum profit in minimum time.
This decision is a joke and it will be dealt with as such, even by Obama's spineless administration.
Court justices are appointed by the President and approved by Congress, and you probably remember the huge fiasco during Bush's term because he was picking poor candidates. Naturally, a poor president will pick poor justices and naturally, a poor congress will approve them.
Alito refused to state opinions during large portions of his confirmation process, which was an obvious attempt to avoid painting himself as a biased conservative. He also lied to Reagan about his affiliation with the Concerned Alumni of Princeton and then disavowed the lie (and the group) during his hearing. Roberts has his own issues, but that's not at issue here
Obama can deal with this absurd by working with congress to create an amendment superseding the Supreme Court decision. He can voice his support for congresspeople working on the amendment, and he can put pressure on obstructionists both by traditional media outlets and because he has a powerful, effective web-based group called Organizing for America that contributed significantly to his campaign and remains active in day-to-day issues. I could lecture you on the details, but the takeaway is that there are plenty of ways he can deal with the problem that don't violate separation of powers. Your assertion that "he can't do anything" because he can't write and push through his own amendment is absurd.
Heck, he could even start pushing to overturn the 14th amendment and nip this crap in the bud. Obama doesn't have the spine for that, but he could levy massive support for the issue if he chose to.
Dissenting opinion on the Supreme Court case for anyone interested: http://www.supremecourtus.
What most people don't realize is that the corruption plaguing tobacco companies is the usual method of operation in a capitalistic society. Right now, at this moment, large food companies are behaving the same way, selling us food that hurts us and often kills us. (ConAgra, Kraft, and Phillip Morris are all the same company.) Right now, factories and coal plants are polluting areas around them so badly that everyone in the area gets sick, and their usual response is to donate money for a cancer wing of a hospital instead of cleaning up their byproducts enough to stop giving people cancer. (My hometown is a perfect example of this.) Large corporations behave in evil ways, and sweep the evil under the rug by throwing money at the problem, and our politicians continue to let it happen because large corporations pay their bills too.
When we were kids, raw cookie dough was safe to eat because nasty bacteria were almost never found in eggs. Large egg companies have continued to use their leverage (paying off politicians) to weaken food regulation to the point that we can't safely eat raw eggs any more. The number of children killed by e.coli and salmonella continues to rise every year. If the free market were regulating corporations, we wouldn't buy eggs anymore, but the reality is that we do. The large egg manufacturers will have to create products so poisonous that people are dying in epidemic numbers before people stop buying eggs. As an alternative, the FDA could get its power back and regulate corporations instead of leaving the American consumer to be the whipping boy of the capitalistic system. And the ONLY way that will happen is if politicians stop cowtowing to big business and start keeping the average American's best interests in mind.
To address your last point, the Bible is pretty good but I prefer Grimm's Fairy Tails. The Bible just requires too much suspension of disbelief.
You never addressed the point that corporations did not have personal rights (you know, because they aren't people) for the first 200 years since the country was founded. You also never addressed my point about the corporate charter being dissolved (you know, because the founding fathers knew a tiny group of people with tons of money could destabilize the balance of power). You just don't seem to have much respect for the founding fathers
I find it funny that you just called capitalism a conspiracy. It's actually true that people didn't know smoking was harmful - otherwise they wouldn't have been filling restaurants and planes with unventilated smoke, been allowed to smoke even in hospitals and delivery rooms, etc.
That whole thing about people who don't know history being doomed to repeat it, I guess. How's the Pat Robertson protein shake?